1. joshsaveitforthebedroom:

    im single by choice

    its just not my choice

    (via moistbottom)

    3 months ago  /  246,180 notes  /  Source: lmaquarius

  2. thatfunnyblog:

    "why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

    image

    (via literatesmalltalk)

    3 months ago  /  508,868 notes  /  Source: stockphotomodel

  3. captkylej:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

It should be noted, at this speed, the speakers play nothing but the sound of Al Gore crying.

    captkylej:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    It should be noted, at this speed, the speakers play nothing but the sound of Al Gore crying.

    (via nowyoukno)

    3 months ago  /  8,987 notes  /  Source: nowyoukno

  4. thanks:

    for:

    the:

    memories:

    even:

    though

    they

    weren’t

    so

    great

    (via moistbottom)

    3 months ago  /  454,278 notes  /  Source: nebranska

  5. sirlightbulb:

    55mph:

    sirlightbulb:

    What do you call a dead text post?

    any of yours

    A text ghos-

    Excuse me?

    (via moistbottom)

    3 months ago  /  319,050 notes  /  Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive

  6. inventivenovitiate:

The man who’s occupation includes but is not limited to:
Going fast
Hitting baseballs
Standing on arbitrary bits of ground
Talking
More talking
Going fast

    inventivenovitiate:

    The man who’s occupation includes but is not limited to:

    • Going fast
    • Hitting baseballs
    • Standing on arbitrary bits of ground
    • Talking
    • More talking
    • Going fast

    (via heatbeneaththelavalamp)

    3 months ago  /  36 notes  /  Source: inventivenovitiate

  7. (via moistbottom)

    3 months ago  /  159,623 notes  /  Source: cyberzaddy

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    3 months ago  /  470 notes  /  Source: halfprincesshalfgoddess

  9. Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
    – Isaac Asimov (via imlearninglife)

    3 months ago  /  47 notes  /  Source: imlearninglife

  10. literatesmalltalk:

New backpack new me

    literatesmalltalk:

    New backpack new me

    (via literatesmalltalk)

    3 months ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: literatesmalltalk